I was saved by the fact that I spoke quickly and most people didn't get it. One of the groom's relatives came up afterwards and said how funny she found it and informed me that my joke was made in front of an ark -- those are sefer torahs behind me! Didn't even realize!
You're a real sweetie. And look great up there! Can't believe you got away with that withdrawal joke. Haram!
I was saved by the fact that I spoke quickly and most people didn't get it. One of the groom's relatives came up afterwards and said how funny she found it and informed me that my joke was made in front of an ark -- those are sefer torahs behind me! Didn't even realize!
edgy as hell, you